Did anyone else notice how often Sarah Palin used the verb "to tap" while debating Joe Biden last night? Does everyone here know that to "tap" is colloquial for "to fuck." As in, "McCain tapped that"? Is some Rovian strategist congratulating himself right now, thinking, "America wants to tap that, yes!"
Maybe I'm just losing it.
(I was mashing up some butternut squash for dinner when in her first answer Palin said something about "Saturday soccer games." I screamed and almost threw a spoonful of mashed squash at the TV. Then I realized that I was in my own house, it was my TV, and I really like mashed butternut squash and didn't want to waste it on her.)
Speaking of Sarah Palin: Don't forget that it is still Banned Books Week!
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I'm Clea Simon, the author of three nonfiction books and four mystery series. The Theda Krakow books are Mew is for Murder, Cattery Row, Cries and Whiskers, and Probable Claws, all published by Poisoned Pen Press. My Dulcie Schwartz series, featuring Dulcie and the ghost of her late, great cat Mr Grey (from Severn House) are: Shades of Grey, Grey Matters, Grey Zone, Grey Expectations, True Grey, Grey Dawn, Grey Howl, Stages of Grey, and Code Grey. More books are in the works! My Pru Marlowe pet noir series began with Dogs Don't Lie, Cats Can't Shoot, Parrots Prove Deadly, Panthers Play for Keeps, Kittens Can Kill, and (March 2016) When Bunnies Go Bad. And my new darker series, featuring Blackie and Care, debuted in 2016 with Ninth Life and continued with As Dark As My Fur. Look for a third Blackie & Care, Cross My Path, in 2018. My Boston rock noir, World Enough, will be out in the US on Nov. 1. More info as I have it, friends!
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"Simon’s best known for her cat mysteries like hardboiled (or should I say tough mouser?) The Ninth Life but she is equally adept evoking the gritty past of the sleazy rock clubs of our youth." – Do Some Damage on World Enough
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4 comments:
Yes, I noticed that too. Did she mean tapped into or chose or what?
Well, she said McCain tapped her - as in chose her. But I thnk she also used "tap" to talk about tapping into resources. But REALLY I think it was a Republican strategy to suggest sex. I think they're trying to sell her as MILF.
I have officially become a conspiracy theorist.
You know what? I don't want my next door neighbor to be my vice president. I want someone smarter than me. Not a six schools in six years journalism major. Do you know the last time a journalism major was president? Warren Harding. And yeah, he proved that journalists should NEVER be president.
Wow, Warren Harding was a journalism major? My mind is boggled.
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