Found dialogue

I love summer (or, ok, spring) in the city. Everyone lives outdoors, from the shirtless man in mardi gras beads to the couples returning from dinner out. And as we did the same, we encountered these random bits of conversation:

2.

" ... I don' t think anyone could live 20 minutes underwater..."

2.

"It has a little bit of everything."

"No, it doesn't."

3.

"My father always kept his shotguns (plural) under the bed."

All dialogue, as Stan Mack used to say, verbatim.